ven0moth:

I CANT BREATHE

at a pool party

vayena:

"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com

childservices:

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

god

fun fact:

bootykage:

nigga and nigger are the same word if you arent black

mrsclauses:

I’m having heart palpitations

mrsclauses:

I’m having heart palpitations

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

image